my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her
if i know what line a character is going to say in a movie then i will say it with them and no one can stop me
i will say it 30 seconds before them
being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital
if that’s the case then I’m just a guy sitting in the corner, eating glue, and talking to a crack in the floor
At any given moment, you do not exist. Your body exists, temporary though it may be. Still, you are not your body. You are merely an electrochemical process of your body. The continuity of your separate self is manufactured every few milliseconds by a hunk of warm grey meat between your ears. In the time it takes you to read this sentence, your brain has created you a thousand times, and it has left behind a thousand ghosts of you.