1. 09:38 21st Jul 2014

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  2. 08:45

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    oomshi:

    dongboarding:

    oomshi:

    eat my ass

    My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

    I respect that

     
  3. 07:53

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    1. person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
    2. me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
     
  4. 20:08 20th Jul 2014

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    peoplemagazine:

someone’s gettin his dick sucked after class

    peoplemagazine:

    someone’s gettin his dick sucked after class

    (Source: goldentragety)

     
  5. 19:15

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    darknessbloodyshadow123:

    cloudsinmycoffee9:

    this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

    *laughs irl*

    (Source: iraffiruse)

     
  6. 18:23

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    (Source: reheals)

     
  7. 17:30

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    (Source: -circa)

     
  8. 16:37

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    themoonphase:

    I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

     
  9. 15:45

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    stfubiebs:

i love this quote so much idkplease don’t delete the text!

    stfubiebs:

    i love this quote so much idk
    please don’t delete the text!

     
  10. 15:45

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    dutchster:

    i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

     
  11. 14:53

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    mothernaturenetwork:

Muggle scientists develop Harry Potter ‘Marauder’s Map’ technologyAn algorithm developed at Carnegie Mellon University allows multiple individuals to be tracked in a complex environment even when they slip out of a camera’s view.

    mothernaturenetwork:

    Muggle scientists develop Harry Potter ‘Marauder’s Map’ technology
    An algorithm developed at Carnegie Mellon University allows multiple individuals to be tracked in a complex environment even when they slip out of a camera’s view.

     
  12. 14:01

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    snorlaxatives:

    why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

     
  13. 13:08

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    9gag:

When I start studying a day before test. #9gag

    9gag:

    When I start studying a day before test. #9gag

     
  14. 12:15

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  15. 11:23

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